What I'm most excited about is that this is the first film I've done that will have CGI in it. They tell me it'll look just as good as anything in "Star Wars"--whatever that movie is. I don't really watch movies that don't star me, so I might be a little behind in what's popular. I guess it's science fiction or something, which means there's no way I'll sit through it. I mean, geek city.
Anyway, the new movie's a period piece like I said, and I think it's going to be the most exciting Bambi-Lyn movie ever. My character is a young girl on the fragile precipice of womanhood who must struggle through adversity to become the leader she was born to be. It's really deep. I'm totally stoked to be able to use my award-winning acting ability to bring this character, La-La, to life.
I even designed my fur bikini myself. I used velcro so it's rip-offable. I look killer hot in it. Here's a rough prototype:
The best thing about the bikini? I don't have to get a friggin' Brazillian wax! Everything will just blend together all nice and easy. The worst thing? I've got a feeling PETA is going to be all over my ass for using real fur. I can't help it if the baby seal/polar bear mix is the softest fur in the world!
Yeah, "Tyrannosaurus Sex" is going to be an instant classic. I bet even Blockbuster will agree to carry it! Unless they're still all tight-assed about nudity, sexual content, and dinosaurs giving nubile young cavewomen erotic massages. Prudes.
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