Update on "Bigfear"

I've just gotten back from a crazy filming schedule for "Bigfear," and I think we've got an award-winning movie on our hands. The love scenes between me and the monster were just amazing, and except for getting fake fur in my mouth in every shot, it wasn't too bad kissing a rubber mask. It beat what I had to do to get this movie funded!

So what did I miss while I was away in the wilds of Tarzana filming my masterpiece? I bet the Bigfoot coverage is going to guarantee us a distribution deal! Let me go to another window and check the latest news...

.....

...well, crap! Crap crap crap CRAP! It's a fake? The whole thing was a hoax? What about my movie? The whole selling point was the discovery of a new species! And what about the Bigfoot tattoo I got on my ass?

Damn it.

Well, maybe we can go for some re-shoots. I can find out that the Bigfoot who has fallen in love with me is really some yahoo in a cheap costume who decides to kill everybody who gets in his way. I think I can get some girls out there in cheerleader costumes, and I can make a couple of gallons of Karo blood.

Thank God I'm brilliant enough to think on my feet like this.