"Zombie Flesh Munchers" in the can!

I know it's been a while since you've heard from old Bambi, but my life has just been one exhausting adventure after another. Well...adventure isn't really the word for it. Work is the word for it. "Adventure" just sounds better.

I've spent the last week or so on the set of my newest film, "Zombie Flesh Munchers from Beyond" and it's been wild. I'm really excited about this movie because I not only star in it (as Trixie, the stripper/zombie hunter) but I'm also the producer, set designer, caterer, AND make-up person. Yeah, I'm doing the special effects for it. I figure, I spend most of my career covered in fake blood, I might as well learn how to make it. And I've tweaked the formula so it leaves my skin really soft after I wash it off--I'd tell you how I do it, but it's a trade secret!

Plus I heard some really great news the other day about my old nemesis, Steffy Von Krunk...turns out, she went in to have her implants replaced (she wanted to go from DDD to EE) and the doctor got her directions confused and ended up taking them out completely...so now she's back to her original A-cup!!! I heard that she's so pissed, she's refusing to go to any of the conventions until she gets her boobs redone. HAH! That's karma, bitch!

Speaking of conventions, I just confirmed that I'll be appearing in the Bloodlust-o-rama Con in Ohio next month. I'm not sure where it's at, but I'm sure I'll be one of the biggest stars there. I'll be autographing copies of my newest DVD, "Attack of the 50-ft Leech Woman" (that's IF they're ready by then) and also taking part in a special "blood rasslin'" event: six bikinied scream queens enter, one naked scream queen leaves.

Movie reviews are on hold for a little bit until I get caught up from the movie. It's hard to be on location (we were out in Ontario, CA, somewhere) and keep up with my email. I've been adding all of my wonderful fans as my friends, though, and I hope to send some messages out to some of you, thanking you for your support.

Unlike Steffy Von Krunk now, I need all the support I can get! (Get it? Because she's flatter than three-day old Coke? Support?)