Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Stupid Divorce Laws!!!

So I just found out that my wedding with BJ? The producer? Who divorced me after only a couple hours of marriage? Well, things have just gotten royally suckassy! I just heard from my lawyer that I'll get nothing from the divorce! NOTHING!

NOTHING!!!!

I gave that man three of the best hours of my life! I put my career on hold for him and sacrificed everything I was willing to give up for a little while for him. And he can't even toss me a measly five million dollar bone?

It's an outrage the way women are treated in divorces. An outrage!!! Now I'll have to take that job I was offered as the featured wrestler in the semi-nude jello-wrestling finals out in Riverside. Of course, I was planning to take it anyway, but it's just the principal of the thing.

In better news, I've just finished up the script for the film I'll be directing, so good things are about to happen for Bambi-Lyn! I know you're just thrilled for me!!!

Ta for now!

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