The SKINNIE Awards!

Oh, my gosh, guys...I just found out that I've been nominated for a...wait a minute, let me catch my breath here...SKINNIE AWARD!!!!!

I know you all know what the Skinnes are, but for those of you who might not be "in the know," the Skinnies are like the underground Oscars, given to actors and actresses who have demonstrated the most talent and naked skin in straight-to-video (or DVD) movies. It's such an honor to even be nominated, especially considering who my co-nominees are:

Jasmine St. Jazzmine, for her role as the Gym Teacher in "Hot For Teacher 4" (she was pretty good, but I didn't really buy her scenes with the girls' soccer team in the locker room--although I heard she does like to "rehearse" a lot before filming, if you get my drifties).

Steffy Von Kronk, for her role as Mimi in "Mimi Loses It" (again, I have to say that as a fellow actress, I really didn't believe she was a virgin in her first scene. Of course, in every scene after that one, it really doesn't matter, but still...)

Della DeLaurentis, for her role as Virgie in "Hell Night for Virgins" (this was a really scary one--I heard it took them two whole weeks to film it! Della is one of the best screamers--other than me--in the biz)

And finally me, for my role as Daisy Puke in "The Pukes of Hazzard" (it's an homage to the classic TV show and movie, and I wear a pair of short-short-shorts throughout the whole film...and that's it. Nothing but the shorts. I'm a shoo-in to win).

So wish me luck, guys. Being nominated for these important awards makes it all worthwhile for me. It means the world to me to be able to share my talents with the world!