My New Gig: Scriptwriting

Well, my beloved Bambikins...you are now reading the words of a semi-professional writer.

That's right...I wrote a script! Well...sort of. I've got the title and "FADE IN" and I know the first scene is going to happen in a graveyard at night, but still...it's a script!

I'm really excited about it. One of my friends, McD, is going to direct it once he can talk his dad into letting him borrow his video camera, and I'm going to star in it. I might produce it too. And make some brownies for the craft service table.

See, it's going to be a real horror extravaganza, because I want you guys to know that I'm more than just a gorgeous body and a beautiful face. I'm a true artist, and I have a vision that I must share with the world. And the name of that vision is "Bloody Guts in an Open Grave" (unless I think of a better title).

I just know that my movie will get picked up for distribution by somebody. Maybe Troma, if I decide to go that route. And of course I'll send it to all the festivals and win a few prizes. It'll be the movie that all other horror movies are compared to, believe me.

Some people are saying that I'm over-confident, but I say to them, "Bite my multi-talented ass!" I've been in enough bad horror movies to know what to do, and McD has directed dozens of music videos for bands like "My Bloody Tampex," "Rabid Weasles," "Death Chamber Grannies," and "Bite My Wang." Yeah, I thought you'd be impressed by that line up.

Hey, I just had a great idea for the script. I've got to go write it while it's hot. Let me know what you guys think (and how many copies of the movie I can sell you--LOL!!!!!)