...and boy are my arms tired. Hah! See...I'm so jet-lagged that I think that joke is friggin' hilarious.
I'll be back soon with more deets about what my ass has been up to for so long. So you've got this to look forward to:
*****Details about my new movies!
*****My new book!
*****My new tv show appearances!
*****How that Angelina bitch adopted a baby right out from under my nose!
*****My tragic engagement to Dirk Steele!
*****My even more tragic marriage to Dirk Steele!
*****My jail time for beating the hell out of a bimbo I caught giving Dirk a squeezer in my own damn dressing room!
*****How Megan "Ooh, look at me, I'm such a" Fox stole my FHM (or whatever the hell magazine) title as Hottest Chick in the Friggin' Universe!
*****My continuing war with competing bimbo scream queens!
AND SO MUCH MORE!
Maybe. If I feel like it.
Anyway...I'm back, I survived my experiences in that white slavery ring (damn you, Alfredo!), and I'm ready to start blogging again. Your ass had better be checking my site to see if I've updated.
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