"The Dead & the Naked"

Okay, guys...get this:

I just got a starring role in a movie...and I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO AUDITION!!!!!

Last night I got a call from the director, who said that he'd seen my work and that he liked my look (duh!) and that I'd be perfect for the lead role in 'The Dead and the Naked'!

The movie is about a zombie outbreak in a nature colony, whatever that is. I guess it's a bunch of people who, like, go look at birds and bushes and stuff. My character is named Victoria Plentifull, the yoga instructor at the colony, and she's the one who lives until the end (or DOES she? Don't want to blow the ending for you guys!). She uses her ultra flexible body to escape the zombies by crawling into tiny spaces.

The only bad thing about this movie is that one of my ex-boyfriends is starring in it too. I haven't talked about him before, but his name is Jake Strong and he dumped me for a fling with Steffy Von Kronk (yeah, her again). Jake and I were really serious for a long time, but I decided that I wasn't cool with his idea to have threesomes with Steffy (I mean, come on...those boobs would suffocate me!) and so he ended it. I haven't talked to him since then.

But because I'm professional, I'll be able to do the love scenes in "The Dead and the Naked." My new boyfriend won't like it, but oh well!

I'll write more about it later! My agent's on the phone and he wants to talk to me about the new movie!!!!