Bite me, Steffy!

HAH! I just got a call from my agent. Guess what skanky, double EE, weave-wearing, fake-redheaded, no-talent slut got kicked off her movie?

Yeah, okay...maybe it's not that hard to guess. But Steffy Von Kronk is officially OFF the set of "Sex Demon Attacks" because the director--who she was messing around with--caught her doing some mouthy things with the guy who drives the "catering truck" (aka the Dominos delivery boy). I guess if she'd kept her below-the-belt business with above-the-line crew, she might have been able to stay in the movie, but the director (Eddie, the boob-grabbing perv) didn't like sharing her with the guy he tips with quarters.

HA!!!!!

I'm to report on the set first thing tomorrow morning, which is kind of a bummer because I had plans to go get a spray-on tan and another Brazilian, but I guess I can put those off until later. I can't wait to do my first scene as the sex-demon possessed virgin! I hear she bites a guy's whangdoodler right off! And boy, I've been tempted to do THAT before!

PS: And Steffy, if you're reading this (or having someone read it TO you), have an EXTRA nice day tomorrow getting ready to go to the unemployment office! Maybe Dane Jackson will give you a ride. HA!!!