75 Questions About ME

Do you have any pets?
Oh, God no...who wants to clean up poop all day? Yuck!!

What color shirt are you wearing?
Is "sheer" a color?

Name three things that are physically close to you:
My computer, my Jack and Coke, my remote control

What is the last book you read?
Um...I don't remember. I don't like reading too much.

Are you or were you a good student?
LOL!!!! Yeah, right. I'm pretty. I didn't have to be a good student.

What's your favorite sport?
Is "bitching" a sport?

Do you enjoy sleeping late?
Hells, yeah!!! I don't get up until 2pm.

What's the weather like right now?
It's southern CA...what do you THINK it's like?

Who tells the best jokes?
I do, when I can remember them

What was the last thing you dreamed about?
I won an Oscar and when I went on stage, I was naked. And I looked fantastic.

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
I like to drive in my convertable. I haven't crashed, but I kinda caused a crash once when I flashed a truck driver in the left lane.

Do you believe in karma?
Like the chameleon?

Do you believe in luck?
Yes. And I believe I need more of it.

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
I don't eat reproductive organs. Just like my ex-boyfriend (get it?)

Do you collect anything? If so, what?
I collect boyfriends, jewelry, clothes, photos of myself

Are you proud of yourself?
DUH! Of course I am. Are you blind? Look at me!

Are you reliable?
When I want to be

Have you ever given money to a bum?
No...I think bums should get up and work just like I do. I can't help if if nobody wants to see THEM naked

What's your favorite food?
I don't eat very often, but when I do, I like liver and onions

Have you ever had a secret admirer?
LOL!!! When HAVEN'T I had a secret admirer???

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Not as much as the smell of spray paint

Do like to draw?
I only like to draw unemployment checks between gigs

What's your favorite invention?
Caller ID...so I know when my stalkers are calling

Is your room messy?
I prefer the term "organizationally challenged" thank you

What do you like better: oranges or apples?
Bananas. I once got a part in a movie just because the director saw me eating a banana outside the audition room. I was impressive.

Do you give in easily?
Absolutely not...well, okay...I guess I do...

Are you a good guesser?
Yes. I can guess how much money a man has in the bank just by looking at him

Can you read other people's expressions?
Usually they're not looking me in the eye, so it's easy, yeah

Are you a bully?
When I have to be. Especially when stupid people won't do what I want.

Do you have a job?
Of course! I'm a scream queen

What time did you wake up this morning?
Morning? You mean AFTERNOON.

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
A Jack and Coke and a cigarette

When was the last time you showered?
Ten minutes ago...and I'm still wearing the towel

What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
Getting a Brazilian wax, preparing for my role in "The Dead and the Naked"

What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Thursday, because the clubs are crowded

Do you have any nicknames?
"Sex Doll," "Bam-Bam," "Star"

Have you ever been scuba diving?
No...and I don't think I want to either

What's your least favorite color?
Puce. I still don't know exactly what color that is, but it looks like shit on me.

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
Yes...but I can't tell you his name. He's another celebrity and the gossip would be hell.

Would you ever go skydiving?
HELL no

What toothpaste do you use?
Whatever I can find in the guy's medicine cabinet.

Do you enjoy challenges?
Not really...they make you work too much

What's the worst injury you have had?
I broke a nail on the set of "Death Gobbler 3"

What's the last movie you saw?
The newest edit of my latest film, "Sex Demon 4"

What do you want to know about the future?
How much of it I'm in

What does your last text message say?
"U R godS--Mrry me plz:"

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
My agent, Tony

What's your favorite school subject?
Recess

What's your least favorite school subject?
All of them

Would you rather have money or love?
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

What is your dream vacation?
Me on a deserted island with that guy from 300 (the one with the abs) and a cabana made of bricks of hundred dollar bills

What is your favorite animal?
None of them.

Do you miss anyone right now?
No. But I guarantee he's missing ME!

What's the last sporting event you watched?
I don't do sports. Athletes, on the other hand...

Do you need to do laundry?
I have someone to do that FOR me

Do you listen to the radio?
With all the commercials? Please!

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Pout until some guy comes by and buys what I want for me.

Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? See, I can ask dumb questions too.

What color are your bed sheets?
Black satin

What's your ringtone?
"Fergilicious" because I'm Bambilicious

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Myself

Do you have any obsessions right now?
Just getting the blond highlights perfect in my hair

Do you like things that glow in the dark?
Only condoms. It's funny to watch them bob around.

What's your favorite fruity scent?
Cherries

Do you watch cartoons?
No...I'm not 10 years old.

Have you ever sat on a roof?
No...I'm not a fiddler

Have you ever been to a different country?
Yes...but I've never been to me.

Name three things in the world you dislike:
1) Cheap producers who won't pay for my Mystic tan 2) Steffy Von Krunk 3) Nude scenes in the wintertime

Name three people in the world you dislike:
1) Steffy Von Krunk 2) Sandy Kahall, the girl who won "Most Pretty" in high school 3) Steffy Von Krunk (I really hate her)

Has a rumor even been spread about you?
God, yes...every day.The last one that I heard was that I was pregnant with Brad Pitt's baby and Angelina was going to adopt me AND the baby.

Do you like sushi?
No way...I hear you can get worms eating that

Do you believe in magic?
Yes, but only in a young girl's heart

Do you hold grudges?
That's my only reason for existence